tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post5119687157516917247..comments2023-11-03T08:37:17.857-05:00Comments on Better Living Through Bacon: Seven things you don't know about me (a few a which you might wish you didn't)Bacon Ladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02846450453525362653noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-3433175192256330902008-01-19T21:37:00.000-06:002008-01-19T21:37:00.000-06:00I love to be alone too. I can't cry in front of ot...I love to be alone too. I can't cry in front of others...if I do, you know it's bad. I can't remember if i pooped and i can't ask my hubby because he'll lie and say I didn't to protect me. I love that man.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10835911099716058387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-52668835437873017642008-01-18T09:21:00.000-06:002008-01-18T09:21:00.000-06:00I was the first among my friends to be a dad. So w...I was the first among my friends to be a dad. So when they started having kids, my friends came to me for advice.<BR/><BR/>I told them the usual stuff about going to birthing classes etc. But then I said the one thing no one ever, ever warned me about was how bad labor smelled.<BR/><BR/>The entire birthing process has an awful smell that you never read about in "What to Expect..." et al.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-24051280783169950642008-01-18T06:22:00.000-06:002008-01-18T06:22:00.000-06:00"YOU POOPED! YOU POOPED!"OMG I been reading books ..."YOU POOPED! YOU POOPED!"<BR/><BR/>OMG I been reading books and watching videos and such but I have not heard this part yet! We go to the expecting parents class on Saturday and I'm bringing this up.The Garrulous Sherpa, Photographs by Jezebel Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05723245351455099671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-44133160803019699422008-01-17T18:02:00.000-06:002008-01-17T18:02:00.000-06:00Ohhh... that 7th point is yet another reason I'll ...Ohhh... that 7th point is yet another reason I'll likely avoid having kids altogether. Don't tell my mom I said that -- she's "counting on me."thirdworstpoetinthegalaxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311347759904615303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-55199954189824210862008-01-16T10:37:00.000-06:002008-01-16T10:37:00.000-06:00That face touching thing is unusual. I bet it stem...That face touching thing is unusual. I bet it stems from childhood -- the way old people always grab kids' faces. That kind of thing used to piss me off.Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-7969998320246767572008-01-16T00:03:00.000-06:002008-01-16T00:03:00.000-06:00I have often wished I could control when I cry. I...I have often wished I could control when I cry. I hate to cry in front of people but when I try not to I just end up in a big snot explosion and the tears come anyway.<BR/><BR/>I salute you.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-70442519167293414942008-01-15T18:00:00.000-06:002008-01-15T18:00:00.000-06:00Excellent learning more about you.Excellent learning more about you.Tanya Espanyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15608494032531056424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867964003210858105.post-5198752240121504382008-01-15T17:36:00.000-06:002008-01-15T17:36:00.000-06:00I laughed my ass off at this "The first time I had...I laughed my ass off at this "The first time I had sex was so awful and disappointing that I didn't do it again for another three years. Then I made up for lost time."<BR/>I was 14 my first time and 17 my second time for exactly the same reason, and with exactly the same outcome.<BR/><BR/>:)Mrs. Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04935401160311581978noreply@blogger.com