Hey look! Didya' see it? My new header there?
It must be "Be Nice to Bacon Lady" today because a certain someone sent me my rockin' new blog header up there.
Cool, right?
If he lived closer I would totally make him a big plate of these.
Instead of salad I would fill them with more bacon.
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Monday, January 12, 2009
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Hey you! Don't watch that! Watch this!
Monday! Monday! Monday!
Come one (or bring a date), come all (or stay home and continue to digest the 8,000 cookies you ate this week) to the most exclusive (well, everyone is welcome) party (more of a gathering) in town (Chicago, city proper).
It's the second annual Drysdale Awards for Blogging.
It's not to miss! Last year, Grant Miller got really drunk and kept snapping all the ladies' bra straps.* Some Guy taught us 400 different words for snow.** I took my top off and danced on the tables for tips.*** GetKristiLove charmed the bartender to give us free drinks all night.**** I found out Coaster Punchman is actually a covert spy in the Mormon church (dismantling the theocracy from the inside--clever!).***** Bubs shot a man just to watch him die.****** These are but a few highlights of that fateful night.
Shock and awe, people. Shock and awe.
So, don't be shy. No one bites (except Grant and only when prompted), and it's a nice way to cap off Jesus' birthday.
See you there!
*With his mind!
**And he's not even part Eskimo.
***This didn't actually happen at the party, but at our hotel room afterwards.
****It was more her sneaking behind the bar and stealing bottles, but who's counting?
*****Actually, this one is true.
******This one too.
Come one (or bring a date), come all (or stay home and continue to digest the 8,000 cookies you ate this week) to the most exclusive (well, everyone is welcome) party (more of a gathering) in town (Chicago, city proper).
It's the second annual Drysdale Awards for Blogging.
It's not to miss! Last year, Grant Miller got really drunk and kept snapping all the ladies' bra straps.* Some Guy taught us 400 different words for snow.** I took my top off and danced on the tables for tips.*** GetKristiLove charmed the bartender to give us free drinks all night.**** I found out Coaster Punchman is actually a covert spy in the Mormon church (dismantling the theocracy from the inside--clever!).***** Bubs shot a man just to watch him die.****** These are but a few highlights of that fateful night.
Shock and awe, people. Shock and awe.
So, don't be shy. No one bites (except Grant and only when prompted), and it's a nice way to cap off Jesus' birthday.
See you there!
*With his mind!
**And he's not even part Eskimo.
***This didn't actually happen at the party, but at our hotel room afterwards.
****It was more her sneaking behind the bar and stealing bottles, but who's counting?
*****Actually, this one is true.
******This one too.
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- I like stuff and things. I've been married for close to 14 years and have two miniature versions of myself running around (and it frightens me most of the time). I have never been nor will I ever be a vegetarian.
