Thursday, April 17, 2008

Why everyone should have kids if just for their comedic value.


Bathroom conversation with my 3 1/2 year old...


Audrey: Mama, I'm going poopy.


Me: That's great honey.


Audrey: My tummy hurted, but now it won't hurt because I'm going poopy.


Me: Yeah. It usually works that way.


Audrey: My butt is magical.

6 comments:

jimmycity said...

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT line in a gay bar!

SkylersDad said...

My butt isn't quite magical, more like talismanic...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

My butt used to be magical, but now it's just remarkable.

Jewgirl said...

"My butt is magical" - Your dawta is brilliant.

Some Guy said...

I'd give anything for a magical butt.

SkippyMom said...

Okay...weighing my options here [see comment on the Jonas brothers]....um...coffee or Bacon blog? Coffee or the blog?.....

Skippy<---pours coffee down the sink and commences to update her reading on the Bacon blog. sinuses are now safe....tyvm.

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