Friday, August 24, 2007

Note to newly arrived college students in town

If I am driving down the road and my light is green, that means you stop and wait at the corner until I have passed through said green light. My green light is not a signal for you to begin crossing the street in front of me. If you are halfway across the street as my light turns green, I will cordially tap my breaks to allow you approximately 4 seconds to get the fuck out of my way. Otherwise, stand clear because I am usually not in the mood to scrape a skanky freshman coed off my hood.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

10-4 on that.

Grant Miller said...

Tell the skanky freshmen I said "hi!"

Tanya Espanya said...

A$$hole college kids! Grrr!

Why do they do that?

Michael K said...

When I went to ISU many of the incoming kids were told by older students that around campus you always have the right of way even if you don't use the crosswalk. Stupid freshmen.

yllwdaisies said...

Scraping them off wouldn't be so bad except that even the boys now use so much hair product & makeup. Some of that is just bad for the car's paint job. Uuggh!

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Dale said...

You're waiting too long at 4 seconds! And cum dumpster is now my new favourite label. Thank you.

janedoechicago said...

Awww..You're making me miss East Lansing!
Yeah, not really...

jimmycity said...

How can I continue to adore you if you don't POST EVERY NOW AND THEN?!?!?!?!

Grant Miller said...

Hellooooooooo????

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