Wednesday, August 1, 2007

I am such a fucking slacker


I can't believe what a complete and worthless loser I am. I haven't updated this thing in like two weeks! Jaysus H., I really need to get it together.

It's not like I have anything else to do but tippity type away all day on a blog.

OK, now that that's off my chest...


I had a gargage sale a few weekends ago, and guess who stopped by? If you guessed none other than the infamous Dave Brown, you'd be correct!

I could tell he wanted to come in and take a look around, but I got a bit of a weird vibe off of him and stopped the tour at the back yard.

I was a little afraid he would go apeshit if he saw how many of his precious cabinets we tore out, and the alarm system, and the intercom system...

I'm pretty sure keeping him outside was a good decision.

8 comments:

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Did he mention the current price of gas?

Grant Miller said...

You guys had an intercom system? That's so Star Trek.

hanmee said...

Tell him to stop stalking you.

hanmee said...

*sigh* I miss how cute Shatner used to be.

Amber's Baby Blog said...

That's very funny.

mamadawn said...

What if he found out you saw his secret message? He might have to kill you.
Was he actually divorced? Maybe he was just drunk when he wrote that.

Michael K said...

Was his wife with him? I'm sure he has was just waiting for you to mention his little time capsule. It has been my experience that people who make cryptic comments or write sad stuff down are just looking for attention. Bunch a high school drama queens.

Beth said...

Omigod! I would have been so tempted to have him come inside ... but it probably would send poor ol' Dave over the edge.

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