Conversation with my 3 1/2 year old during bedtime.
Audrey: Mama, could you scratch my back?
Me: Sure honey.
Audrey: Where's my alligator toy?
Me: Right here.
Audrey: It's alligator's bedtime too.
Me: Is he going to sleep in bed with you?
Audrey: Uh huh. Put him by my feet. And in the morning, him will eat some food.
Me: Oh yeah? What do alligators eat?
Audrey: People.
5 comments:
Gators are the creepiest things around as far as I am concerned!
Smart girl. It's good that she's learning gator vigilance early, with a mock gator. Tell her never to let her guard down.
Maybe tell her they only eat Awanas.
I have some ppl that need to be eaten! I should send them over to your place.
My son's favorite toy when he was a baby was this enormous rubber lobster that my brother had gotten me a few years before as a gag birthday gift. Later, he saw a Geordie Laforge action figure at a store (he'd been watching reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation with me) and asked me to buy that, and for a long time that's what he'd bring to bed with him. Funny, the toys they pick as their favorites.
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