...get my taxes done by a firm that advertises with some dude dressed up as the Statue of Liberty, waving on the side of the road.
...wear sweatpants with writing on the butt.
...drive a minivan.
...hear Huey Lewis and the News' "I Want a New Drug" and not want to sing along.
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Oh I don't know, he looks like a real pro...
Yep.
Yep.
Hell, yep.
Dancing just thinking about it.
Agreed.
Never let your kids wear those lycra-like tight shorts with kitschy phrases like "tasty" or "naughty" across the butt either. I think that makes the mom look a bit tacky.
We have a similar guy in Pittsburgh. It's amazing what people will do for minimum wage.
I am so with you on the sweatpants thing. It is wrong and nasty.
This goes along with my rule of not taking a discount helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon being sold by a midget with a cardboard sign.
I love thos people they get to dress up and hold those signs. I especially love it when they hire grizzled black dudes to do it.
Yes. But how about a guy dressed up like a lobster to advertise tax services? We have that. If I didn't already have an accountant I might have the lobster guy do my taxes out of sheer pity. It's cold out there and he's dressed like a lobster...poor lamb. On second thought, he's probably not the actual accountant...
I just hope HE isn't the actual accountant. Oy vey.
I've always told my daughters that the day you find yourself standing on a street corner dressed as a giant item of fast food or goofy character is the day you'll know you should've paid more attention to your education.
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