The world's abuzz with the news of another Spears baby. Big whoop. I've got a bigger scoop.
Mina's getting married.
She informed me of the impending nuptials as we walked to the car after school today.
I should have known something was up when I saw her hanging out next to him after school the other day. She wouldn't leave until he gave her a piece of gum, and she seemed a little too giddy over it.
It all starts with gum, doesn't it?
His name is Matthew R., and they are planning way ahead. It seems they want to marry each other when "they are bigger". It was discussed and agreed upon at recess.
Someone get me a fucking valium because I am so not ready for this.
Mina told me that her friend Caeli (gawd, I hate the "unique" spellings some parents come up with) is going to marry Hunter as well--and they've kissed.
KISSED! In Kindergarten! What.the.fuck?
Mina denies any lip smacking, and she'd better not be lying.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that just a week ago Mina was telling me that she doesn't ever want to get married and plans on adopting a bunch of babies that I apparently will help her raise.
How did this happen? They are SIX years old.
Tomorrow is the big "Holiday" party in their classroom. I plan on giving this Matthew R. the once over.
I suppose I need to check out my future son-in-law. I hope he has nice teeth.
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