Thursday, August 28, 2008

I think I'll pass

I got this email today from the president of the PTO at Mina's school. I've taken the liberty to remove any identifying information from it because I'm feeling a little paranoid today, but the rest is in its original form.

Good morning everyone!

I hope that your families have had a great beginning of a new school year! It's always so much fun getting new school supplies and clothes and shoes and getting to see all your friends you miss from last year! I still love a new box of Crayola crayons!

Doesn't (school name) look wonderful! It's amazing how quickly and how well they've gotten all the classrooms renovated!!! What a great place for our children to learn!!!

I just wanted to drop you a short line to let you know that we will be meeting for the first 2008-2009 (school name) PTO meeting on September 8th at 6:30 pm at (school name). Our meetings will be on the 2nd monday of each month for the whole school year with the only exception being in October. We will meet on October 6th instead!!!

We will be providing childcare during the meetings this year by high school students! So if you would like to come but don't have anyone to watch the kids, please feel free to bring them.

The data base is being created so we can keep more folks in the loop of happenings, so please forward this to all your friends at (school name) and ask them to reply so we can put them on the list as well!

We look forward to seeing everyone at the meeting!!!

Please call me if you have any questions!

Jamie M*****
(phone number removed)

What the holy fuck is with all the !!!!!!'s?

Who's this excited about the PTO? Why is she yelling at me? What's she like in person? Was she drunk typing?

I think I'm too scared to go.


SkylersDad said...

Don't be a hater!!

She just loves her school!!!

And she has Joan Rivers plastic surgery so she can't tell if she's smiling like a fucking loon or not!!!!!

You are right to fear this women. Take your tazer.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she's just been defrosted and can't control....THE SOUND OF HER VOICE!!!!!!!!

babycartinperil said...

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
kitty farmer: Donnie Darko

That is how I secretly view all those broads!

love the party pix. Miss everyone much.

Dale said...

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