Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I love gay porn

Last night, I finally got to watch 300.

I've decided I need to run my house as King Leonidas did. From now on, I will not politely ask my children to clean up their messes.

"THIS IS OUR HOUSE! YOU WERE BORN TO SERVE OUR HOUSE! LET NOT YOUR TOYS LAY UPON THE GROUND WHICH YOU SERVE!"

I'm going to start warrior training immediately. My girls are 3 and 5 1/2. Enough time has been lost already.

We'll start simply. There are a plethora of smarmy squirrels running rampant in the backyard, perfect for target practice. We'll move on to throwing open safety pins at the mail carrier after that.

I've got a handful of flat sheets that aren't being used right now that will be perfect for capes and/or togas.

Now, does anyone know where I can find a few dozen ripped, virile half-dressed men?

Not for my project. I'm just wondering where I could find some.

10 comments:

Phil said...

The football team is probably back and practicing on campus.

Moderator said...

The steam room at my gym usually has six or so flabby guys in towels.

Does that count?

Michael K said...

I could find you a whole lotta fellas here in the city but I doubt they'd be interested in what I think you have in mind. Unless you were planning a drag show that is.

yll said...

But the mail carrier delivers all the fun stuff from Amazon!

Anonymous said...

Just give me three double takes, and please call me Daddius like I asked.

Jenna said...

LOL we just watched that last night too, if you find this cache of hot Spartans in codpieces, call me.

Cup said...

I live in a gay area of Atlanta. I can gather up some for you over the weekend.

Michael K said...

I watched this flick over the weekend based on your rave review. I have to admit thqat it was quite entertaining but I had a hard time believing that with all these Greek dudes running around there would be so little back and chest hair. If you've ever been to Greece, you know what I am talking about.

Katie Schwartz said...

you are too much, doll face. so funny. ps: you "must" see oklahomo and saving ryan's privates.

Dale said...

By ripped do you mean drunk? I'm available.

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