When I was in junior high, my best friend was a girl named Leigh. Her sister was 5 years older, and was a really good sport about hanging out with us sometimes. Once in a while, she would share some little known facts with us.
For instance, there is a bone in the penis. I mean, why else would they call it a boner?
Also, she warned us, never never NEVER eat ketchup in front of a boy. It reminds them of period blood, and they will get grossed out.
Let's just say I lost my virginity before she did.
For Your Scrapbook
- ► 2008 (100)
- Invasion of the Clutter Snatchers
- Dream a little dream
- One time, I should have kept my mouth shut
- Fair Warning
- Koo Koo Kachoo, Mrs. Robinson
- Sunday Bloody Sunday
- Shoe Porn
- Flip This House
- Got MILF?
- Stupid parents
- Hold me
- Why I never went to medical school
- Maybe it's because we're potty-training
- Christ on a Cracker
- Good Eats
- One time, I almost killed a dentist.
- I'm kind of crazy right now
- ▼ February (18)