Friday, February 16, 2007

Flip This House


Today I realized how selling my house mirrors my love life 1990-1996.


House:
On the market.

Former Love Life:
On the market.



House:
Tastefully decorated.

FLL:
I knew my way around an eyeliner pencil.



House:
Looking for a stable, loving family to move in.

FLL:
Looking for a stable, loving man who can buy his own cigarettes.



House:
Solid structure, unfinished walk up attic ready to be finished.

FLL:
Good bones, a little koo koo in the head but working on it.



House:
Decent curb appeal, but looks even better once you come inside.

FLL:
Uh....maybe I shouldn't be making this list.




3 comments:

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Excellent raunchiness. A+

BTW, if that house were brick, it'd be almost identical to mine.

Winter said...

Why sell?

Chaylene said...

bsug: Thanks! Raunchiness is hobby of mine.
Our next house is brick (but a ranch).

winter: Our new house is in a much better, quieter neighborhood (and a better school district). It was time to make the leap.

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