Today I realized how selling my house mirrors my love life 1990-1996.
House:
On the market.
Former Love Life:
On the market.
House:
Tastefully decorated.
FLL:
I knew my way around an eyeliner pencil.
House:
Looking for a stable, loving family to move in.
FLL:
Looking for a stable, loving man who can buy his own cigarettes.
House:
Solid structure, unfinished walk up attic ready to be finished.
FLL:
Good bones, a little koo koo in the head but working on it.
House:
Decent curb appeal, but looks even better once you come inside.
FLL:
Uh....maybe I shouldn't be making this list.
House:
On the market.
Former Love Life:
On the market.
House:
Tastefully decorated.
FLL:
I knew my way around an eyeliner pencil.
House:
Looking for a stable, loving family to move in.
FLL:
Looking for a stable, loving man who can buy his own cigarettes.
House:
Solid structure, unfinished walk up attic ready to be finished.
FLL:
Good bones, a little koo koo in the head but working on it.
House:
Decent curb appeal, but looks even better once you come inside.
FLL:
Uh....maybe I shouldn't be making this list.
3 comments:
Excellent raunchiness. A+
BTW, if that house were brick, it'd be almost identical to mine.
Why sell?
bsug: Thanks! Raunchiness is hobby of mine.
Our next house is brick (but a ranch).
winter: Our new house is in a much better, quieter neighborhood (and a better school district). It was time to make the leap.
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