Today Mina graduated from preschool.
Today we had to be out of the house for two hours while someone came through.
Today I slammed Audrey's thumb in the car door.
Today I sold my motherfuckin' house.
And now I'm drunk.
For Your Scrapbook
- Bacon Lady
- I like stuff and things. I've been married for close to 14 years and have two miniature versions of myself running around (and it frightens me most of the time). I have never been nor will I ever be a vegetarian.
5 comments:
Poor Audrey. Hope it's feeling better soon.
A big YAY!!! for the rest :) Have a drink for me.
Mutherfuckin' yeah!
aww, how sweet.
love this post. it's so you!
Congrats Mina! And a super YEA to you!
I'm impressed with how clear and succinct your post is amidst your drunkenness.
Congratulations! (on selling the house, not slamming the door on her fingers and stuff like that)
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