Monday, January 14, 2008

File this under: Bad Choice of Wording


From the obituaries in the local paper today:


Cory had a passion for the outdoors. He enjoyed climbing, scuba diving, biking and camping. His adventures took him all over the world where he enjoyed the creation that he cared so much for. Those he cared about will always remember his contagious smile and passion for life. He will be greatly missed by all who knew him. Please remember Cory smiling and forever blowing bubbles.



Oh, did I mention he is "presumed dead at sea" after a SCUBA DIVING accident?

8 comments:

Rick said...

if movies have taught us anything he will return years later as a mutant leading an army of rabid Sea Cucumbers.

GETkristiLOVE said...

That's some really horrid epitaph writing.

Beth said...

Omigod, that's a hoot!

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I'm liking it more and more and almost hoping it was intentional.

Bubs said...

...glub.

Coaster Punchman said...

I like the little slip about "the creation" in there too.

jimmycity said...

Wow. Not good!

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Oh, man. Think it through, people.

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