I'm digging it.
hahahahahaha...whoo boy. The jokes just don't stop around here.
My favorite part of a snow day is when the snow plow comes down my street and puts a a two foot snow drift at the end of the driveway--the driveway I just shovelled.
I hear we're supposed to get more tonight in addition to painful subzero wind chill factors.
As I was scooping out the artic shelf at the end of my driveway, I noticed that my neighbor hadn't touched his yet.
Normally this particular neighbor has his shit down to the pavement before I've finished my first cup of coffee.
He's well past retirement age, but in fantastic shape. I see him riding his bike all over the neighborhood all the time and once in the pouring rain. He may be old, but I guarantee he's no slouch.
What does he know that I don't?
I'm not touching the driveway until tomorrow even if the wind fucks up all my hard work. I don't plan on going anywhere until I absolutely have to.
I'm off to go make the requisite snow day hot chocolate and get a fire going in the fireplace.
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