Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Limited Time Offer--Act Now!!

What, no one liked the last post? One response? Are you disgusted by me now?

Would it help if I told you that same boyfriend asked to pee on me in the shower? (I graciously declined).

OK, maybe that was too much sharing.

I can't help it if I've been reading oodles of the Dan Savage archives, and have been reminiscing about my sordid past. What a great job he has.

So great in fact, I think I'd like to try my hand at it.

If you'd like any of your relationship or sex-related questions...actually any questions answered (don't worry, you can stay anonymous), send them to:

betterlivingthroughbacon@gmail.com

I won't promise any great moments of insight, but I don't have much to write about so help a sister out, huh?

Don't be shy.

7 comments:

Michael K said...

Now I am totally convinced you should have married this guy.

Chaylene said...

HA!

No, that would not have been a good idea for a variety of other reasons.

Grant Miller said...

That is some fucked up shit. I will try and imagine a question to ask you. But it won't involve pee.

Michael K said...

Here's a question for ya. How big does a man have to grow his balls to have the nerve to ask his girlfriend if he can pee on her? I'm guessing grapefruit at a bare minimum.

Chaylene said...

Grant: That's probably a good thing as I am not well versed in pee related affairs.

Michael K: I don't believe this particular kink is all that uncommon. I just wasn't down with it.
But grapefruits sounds about right.

Big Daddy said...

But grapefruits sounds about right.

But was it from some sort of infection?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Looking forward to reading the Q&A.

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