What, no one liked the last post? One response? Are you disgusted by me now?
Would it help if I told you that same boyfriend asked to pee on me in the shower? (I graciously declined).
OK, maybe that was too much sharing.
I can't help it if I've been reading oodles of the Dan Savage archives, and have been reminiscing about my sordid past. What a great job he has.
So great in fact, I think I'd like to try my hand at it.
If you'd like any of your relationship or sex-related questions...actually any questions answered (don't worry, you can stay anonymous), send them to:
betterlivingthroughbacon@gmail.com
I won't promise any great moments of insight, but I don't have much to write about so help a sister out, huh?
Don't be shy.
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Now I am totally convinced you should have married this guy.
HA!
No, that would not have been a good idea for a variety of other reasons.
That is some fucked up shit. I will try and imagine a question to ask you. But it won't involve pee.
Here's a question for ya. How big does a man have to grow his balls to have the nerve to ask his girlfriend if he can pee on her? I'm guessing grapefruit at a bare minimum.
Grant: That's probably a good thing as I am not well versed in pee related affairs.
Michael K: I don't believe this particular kink is all that uncommon. I just wasn't down with it.
But grapefruits sounds about right.
But grapefruits sounds about right.
But was it from some sort of infection?
Looking forward to reading the Q&A.
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