Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Dear Loud Lady in my exercise class today

It is not necessary to "whoo hoo" your way through the entire class. When the instructor yells out, "How we doin'?!", I believe this is somewhat of a rhetorical question. Please do not count the remaining reps of an exercise out loud, especially when you are two counts behind. That is the instructor's job if she chooses to do so. You are not her Ed McMahon, so please refrain from bellowing "HOOO-WHAAA!" at regular intervals throughout our time together.

This is your first and final warning. If you are to continue in this fashion, I shall be forced to retain photographic evidence of your prominent camel toe and share it with the blogosphere.

Thank you in advance,


Winter said...

If this class was in the early morning hour, I would have to ask for a refund.

Love Monkey said...

ha ha! Do you have to give her THREE warnings before the pic posts?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Someday, in the not-too-distant future, we'll be able to take pictures, videos, and sound recordings using only our eyeballs and ears. We'll be able to download these items to our PCs via next-gen USB cables (or, maybe it'll be wireless...) and then share with the rest of the world. Too bad we're not there yet.

But, I agree with LM... Some pics would be great.

Hanmee said...

Enthusiasm in an exercise class is so freakin' annoying.

Winter said...

BSUWG: I really hope we get flying cars soon.

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