Wednesday, June 13, 2007

"You know what I love about summer?"

That's what our insurance guy asked us when we ran into him in the grocery store parking lot last night.

Answer: "Chicks in tube tops."

Was he leaning in my car window when he said it? Yes.

Was I wearing a strapless dress with a tube top-like chestal area? Yes.

Was he staring directly at my breasts when he said it? Yes.

Did my husband say anything? No.

Did I? You betcha.

We did find out we get some cash back after we close on the house because we somehow overpayed our homeowner's insurance.

Tit for tat I suppose.

10 comments:

Tanya Espanya said...

OHMYGOD! This is like tv!

hanmee said...

What did you say to him?!

Hmm. I am not sure what my hubby would have said/done. Would he have been oblivious, been too surprised to say anything, or just punched him in the throat.

I'm thinking shock, but he's really fond of punches to the throat.

Chaylene said...

Tanya: Yeah, I'm pretty sure this show would be on FOX.

Hanmee: I believe my exact words were, "Dude, you're totally creeping me out."

Grant Miller said...

That fucking sicko. But I know what he means.

Beth said...

I hope you slugged your husband's upper arm.

Winter said...

It's great as long as the guy is cute.

But if he's ugly, then it's only okay for him to say stuff like that.

badgerdaddy said...

Fucking hell, I don't come here in a few weeks and you very probably sell the house, move into a new one, and get your tits looked at right proper.

I miss all the fun. Pah.

Phil said...

One of my favorite things about summer too.

Tankboy said...

You said tit.

jewgirl said...

men. did your husband even notice PPO staring at the rack? probably not. I'm so glad you said something. what did you say?

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