You know what we do for fun at my house? We play Fox News Channel vs. The Kids. By "The Kids", I mean my kids, Mina (5 1/2) and Audrey (2 1/2).
For dinner, I served Baked chicken, broccoli and raspberries.
Mina: I like broccoli. Broccoli makes you smart.
Me: That's true.
Mina: And broccoli makes you walk faster.
Me: That hasn't been proven. Can you back that up with facts?
Mina: It's true.
Me: Why? Because you say it's true? Don't spout your lefty propaganda around here.
Mina: What's "ganda"?
Husband: Next you'll try and tell me carrots have feelings.
Audrey: Carrots are good!
Me: No need for ad hominem attacks here, little missy.
Husband: It's a strawman argument.
Mina: The strawman is in the Wizard of Oz.
Me: Frank Baum was a Communist.
Husband: Pinko Commie, just like the rest of the drive-by media.
Mina: Pink is my favorite color!
Me: Mina, why do you hate America?
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- I like stuff and things. I've been married for close to 14 years and have two miniature versions of myself running around (and it frightens me most of the time). I have never been nor will I ever be a vegetarian.
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Hilarious stuff, though not quite as reactionary as Sean In-sanity.
Mina has taste.
What I wouldn't give to have dinner at your house!
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